Surprise John Goodman is the best John Goodman. I inexplicably love him and can’t even explain why, except he has a golden baritone voice that sounds like kittens and bear hugs.

Same here. All I saw on first glance was John Goodman and death. I nearly had a heart attack.

For a second, I thought you mean that Jon Goodman was dead. I was so confused.

Xena

Oh it definitely is. She reads a letter from a child praising Trump at every press conference now. How I wish I was making that up. We are in the worst timeline.

I’m gonna be petty here:

So under these standards, would Melania get in if she applied for a green card today?

I hear he’s #1 in line for the Director of Commodications at the White House.

I really don’t think that anyone attending an R. Kelly show in 2017 is put off by a sex cult.

Not a solid strategy, Kate. These two can actually act, and the shaved head did nothing. Good luck!

look, i love camille, so good for them if it’s real. (it’s not because he is in love with me).

Chris Evans, please just bang me silly!

also, Martin O’Malley, then and probably now too tbh, and, of course, pre-scandal John Edwards.

I don’t buy crystals.

Liberal or conservative, I think we can all agree that Donald Trump is objectively not hot.

I know they are turkey burgers and dropping them is an acceptable method of disposal, but come on. The panel almost gave me a heart attack

Unrelated but I had to share this. I was getting ready to grill while living with my grandparents-in-law, and my grandpa-in-law is blaring whatever garbage is on Fox news on Sunday nights. The panel is talking about the Justin Trudeau rolling Stone cover and pointing out how many first great albums they didn’t like…