I read that quote and thought it sounded a lot like something from a dystopian society sci-fi movie... it reminds me of Margaret Atwood’s Oryx & Crake, somehow. So twisted that I’m sure we’ll hear it regurgitated by people who think they’re winning the argument when the listener is stunned into wide-eyed silence.

The biggest asshole I have ever encountered in real life was a greasy, disgusting 40+ year old man shopping with his walker using elderly mother who as they walked to their car was screaming at her to hurry up and called her a “Fucking cunt of a mother”. After he crammed the shopping bags in to the trunk, he slammed…

“The gruesome harvesting of baby body parts by Planned Parenthood will not be allowed in Texas and the barbaric practice must be brought to an end. As such, ending the Medicaid participation of Planned Parenthood affiliates in the State of Texas is another step in providing greater access to safe healthcare for women…

Do you ever think the mothers of people who wear pro life cowboy hats wish they would have gotten an abortion

Heyyy, Texas? And also all the rest of you anti-choicers?
From the bottom of my heart ... I hate you so much that I can’t find my grown-up words any more.

We should all go and cosplay as Vader, Palpatine, stormtroopers, etc. and hold signs like:

In my mind, Taylor had her assistants set it on fire after she took that picture.

I broke up with a friend who, as I was crying from being exhausted by the sexual harassment I was receiving in a muslim country on vacation, told me “you should be happy you’re getting attention, no one is even paying attention to me”. Fuck her and her fucking face.

Elsie Otter sounds like some old Northern English woman from 1960s Coronation Street or some sitcom skit about it. Or something from Beatrix Potter or Sylvanian Families. You could have Ida Squirrel, Maud Badger or Ivy Weasel.

I was thinking children’s book at first, but yours is better.

“Elsie Otter” sounds like the title/main character of a quirky network sitcom starring Zooey Deschanel.

That’s okay. If you compare Episode 1 to episode 7 it looks like they were made in different Millenia!

(love this image)

I guess she finally forgives him for, uh, all of 1988?

As a Jew, I’m really not sure how to unpack this. I’m not religious in the sense that I go to temple or keep kosher or observe Shabbos ( although I may need to incorporate some of this due to JujyJunior), but I dunno if I like this. I don’t impose my views on other folks but this seems like a weird mix of celebrating…

I had a professor, who was retired, but still taught the one class that was required, and he made no damn sense. the only thing i remember learning in that class was that holding an asprin between your legs is better than getting an abortion. he’s probably 200 years old now and is still alive and “teaching.”

We used to have manditory retirement at 65 or something here in Canada. Then a woman stayed home with her kids until they were older, then went back to school and got her PhD, then got a job as a professor, then shortly after that was told to retire because of her age. She filed a lawsuit and won (it discriminated…

beyond all the obvious issues: dude you are 72 and you aren’t exactly contributing groundbreaking research. Time to retire. When I was in grad school, everyone said that there would be a massive wave of baby boomer retirement opening up positions for Gen X and Millenials. It hasn't happened. I know profs in their late…

effective coping mechanisms to deal with home state shame