Me: 99% of the time. The best Chris is Chris Evans no doubt.

Hey whatever works for them, you know? They’ve been married for almost 20 years, have 4 kids (though I keep hearing rumours David wants another one and Victoria is on the fence due her having C sections for all of them) and seem solid for the most part. Everyone said they wouldn’t last and yet, here they are, still…

you know whose a gorgeous man?

My dad just told me the other day “I hope you’ll learn to love Avocado as much as I and your mother do sometime this year. It’s so healthy for you.”

My dad just told me the other day “I hope you’ll learn to love Avocado as much as I and your mother do sometime this year. It’s so healthy for you.”

I was alive during that whole scandal and honest to god I apparently never realize she did that until I was in high school and during an art class discovered those pictures in like an old people magazine.

I had to file something with the IRS for a work-study thing last week and I would be lying if I said I didn’t have to print out like eight billion copies of the form because my dyslexic brain decided that was high time for me to misspell my name EVERY SINGLE TIME

I have dysgraphia, which is a form of Dyslexia, and so I would be lying if I said I have never misspelled my name.

This makes me think of Hugh Jackman and how he’s had to have multiple surgeries related to skin cancer in the last few years because ‘no one told me to put on sunscreen as a kid’

My uncles godson apparently worked as an accountant for Nicolas cage for a ‘very short time’ (his words not mine) and he just fed up with every day being like ‘no nick, you can’t buy another castle you just bought ine Earlier this week.’

Same(ish)

There is no way in HELL that Harry is a trump supporter.

I may or may not have screamed YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME at the screen when that reveal happened, getting the looks of the entire theatre

Me: -watches the trailer over breakfast- this should be good

my cousin-in-law was one of five daughters. Her family was super Mormon but after the fifth daughter they were like, ‘Maybe God doesn’t want us to have a son. We should stop.”

oh my god, think of how many tissues they go through.

Damn is that a man right there

Canada is wild man

Moving out at 15 for me would have meant moving to my grandmothers two blocks away, which would have lasted for about a day before my grandfather would have sat me down for a talk and been like ‘go home, you don’t know shit, I’ll help you learn how to do the car and everything, but get that degree first.’

It was only on my second time reading the obit did I realize this was from Minnesota. I swear to god thought this was Texan in nature because of how hostile it was.