Can he just be Schimdt 2.0, please???

I think the only look joke I got was the one about the eyeshadow. “maybe she’s born with it, maybe its lies.”

to be fair, I’m old enough to remember the shit Colbert got when he did the roast and everyone was like “omg! he insulted the president to his face!”

*consenting sex. From what I’ve heard there’s a lot of productions that play on the trope that Phantom took advantage of her.

he never discussed that part but I wouldn’t be surprised.

My uncle taught at a alternative school here in Texas for a while, designed to keep at risk kids from dropping out, and he was teaching the year our state designed the history textbooks to be like “they weren’t slaves, they were workers” and he told his boss there was no way he was going to teach that (his boss was…

four years ago, for a summer, we were expected to foster a cousin’s two doggos- both well into middle age, one was blind and deaf, both middle age. The cousin was going to give them up and move overseas (that didn’t happen for reasons I can’t get into online) but we managed to keep them. the deaf and blind one died…

i Think I once heard Graham say something like he only tried to invite people that enjoy having a good time on the show. Sometimes someone will be on and just be terrible and not have any fun and they’re only there because of a contract to do so.

My cousin was in a on and off relationship with a guy who was just terrible, and I once got her this book on the advice of my therapist, only for her to tell me her therapist had just loaned her the same book.

When I was 12, a very Butch teacher in my special ed class was telling me how very smart I was, before leaning and whispering, ‘I like smart women’ before slapping me on the back, laughing and walking away.

Something with guys man. I made my peace with it a long time ago.

I’m not saying I wanted a musical about Kristen living on the frontier when I was a nine year old but that first act ending with the death of her friend would have killed me.

^Me and the brothers went to a early screening of that as well. Younger brother and his friends decided to pregame before the movie so they slept through it. Older brother drove to and from the theatre and enjoyed it greatly as well.

I was very skeptical of O’Rourke before i went to hear him speak at my college. The event took place in one of the few buildings with a lecture hall able to fit 100 or so people, and even then i was lucky i was able to find a seat due to the standing room only crowd he attracted, let alone the hour plus i stood in…

Kevin Hart is funny in small doses, and also when he has someone else to play off his charisma. So i will probably pay money to see this. or at the least redbox this.

She was on Bill Meyer and talked about how she was down to 3 friends, one of them being Bill and she said he was one of a handful of people who supported her publicaly (she said others called and texted her privately that while they supported her they had been threthned with job loss if they did so publically and she…

I like to think that there’s a physical copy of the pee tape very likely on Rupert Murdoch’s desk. He uses it mainly as a paperweight but it’s there. He’s waiting for Trump to overplay his hand and then he’ll leak it via Fox News.

Or as a SNL cameo this week during weekend update.

i’m assuming they probably thought there would be a moderatly size turn out for her, considering she was on smallville for like ten years, and they probably had just been now made aware of her involvement in the cult. I hate to think that Mack was probably using the proceeds she made from the convention to help fund…

“Goddamn White Girls.”