MaryLeighWinchester
MaryLeighWinchester
MaryLeighWinchester

three. He has three children.

fifteen minutes? Maybe like on their anniversy, if anything its like five minutes at best. I know he thinks life begins at conception but like, what are the bets that after the third kid he was like ‘time for the snip snip!” or was it like, “well mother, time for us to get two beds like on those old 50's movies until

“Abortion will end in our time!”*

he’s attractive to her. She has no time for his bullshit.

I think Jennifer...ugh. I have a aunt who is like the queen of oversharing and Jennifer is sorta sending those vibes that way. Like I’m down for a good gossip session every so often but I do not wanna know about every detail about your sex life and everything.

I can’t even hate Trump anymore, it takes too much energy.

from what I remember (this is from a Vanity fair piece a few years ago so im super fuzzy) it seemed like she was 22 and she got the idea from Bill that he was gonna leave Hillary for her and she told this to Linda Tripp who recorded her and the fall out from the affair made Monica’s mental health so bad that for the

I have the theory that Trump is slightly attractive to Oprah, which freaks him out because he’s racist as FUCKKKKKK and because he was seemingly not taught proper emotions as a child, he lashes out via twitter like ‘I WILL BEAT YOU IN THE 2020 ELECTION’ fully thinking he will, but also twitter is his only happy place,

Protip- I watched George of the Jungle a lot as a kiddo (I was five when it came out)

You think they’re going to a birthday party

I was late to the snapchat game but I use it

I wanna give these little kiddos a hug. I feel like they need a hug. A big long hug with a milkshake with extra whip cream on top for them to drink afterwords.

This is hilarious because I feel like he’s doing this for Blake who is currently like ‘lets live in a quaint New York Small Town, even though you’re from Vancouver and I’m from Beverly Hills, and post lovely stuff on Instagram.’

okay but for the force feeding, have you stuffed it in pill pockets? a nurse at the nearby 24 emergency vet stuffed a baggie of them into my moms hand the last time she was there and said ‘give these a try.’ its like four bucks at walmart last i checked, but its like a little salmon wrap thingie and you stuff the

Me: I really don’t like this type of guessing whose sleeping around the white house. I feel like its very sex-

While JLD likely used a old picture, I do know One of the actresses on playing house had cancer and her doctor recommended the prevent hair loss to wrap her head in ice for hours after every chemo sesssion. In the end she only experienced 30% hair loss

They didn’t add the part where Roddenberry was in a friends with benni’s relationship with Nichelle and that’s one of the reasons why he didn’t want her to leave.

Look I know I know shit about British Politics and my opinion as a American means shit but Boris Johnson as Prime Minister is the thing my nightmares are made of. I mean, for god sakes didn’t he help push Brexit because of some weird beef with David Cameron, dating back to their days at Eton? I mean, I understand he

So it’s a remake of Back to School? The one where like a 19 year old Robert Downey jr has like blue spiked hair and shit

Oh god I was fearing this. I had a cousin whose ex husband did something like this like two years ago. Took a trip out to Utah, told nobody where he was going. They found his body Two days later. No note so they ruled it as a accident but everyone knew.