I am feeling very very weary, mainly because Even if i got my shit together and got a good job, i will probably not get paid more than 50k.

If you wait for the abusive assholes to die, you will never have a life. Assholes have this magical ability to live for so incredibly long, that sometimes they outlive you.

The only time I can ever think of a button to close a door via the desk was in Parks and Rec, but that was because it was a birthday present from Lesley to Ron because she knew Ron wanted peace and quiet.

Just gonna leave this one here

I’ll never forget being about ten and my grandmother telling the story of how she and my grandfather were in the Eiffel Tower elevator, and the man behind her grabbed her ass so tightly, it left a bruise that didn’t go away for several weeks.

The most common complaint of my peers (late teens to mid twenties, the youth vote) about Hillary Clinton was that she wore too many pantsuits)

I saw a theory online that someone proposed that when Carrie Fisher died, she was the one who was like ‘REVENGE ON ALL THOSE WHO SEXUALLY ASSAULT’

So Lets recap

To be fair, that Buzzfeed piece was a REALLY cynical take on him. Like ‘well he’s a decent actor whose been in all these projects that normally would have boosted his career but didn’t but his coworkers seem to have ONLY NICE WORDS to say about him. But he’s also a rich kid who seems to a little eccentric and madly in…

All I can think about Ariana Grande and how her team is probably trying to keep her from reading this because she’d probably be triggered by this. Poor Aria :(

Me: I will be nice for the rest of the year

-raises hand- Um, Well from what I know from American History, is that Oklahoma was where they sent a majority of the Native Americans during the trail of tears, so isn’t there like a good chance that possibly she does have SOME native American blood in her? Like, maybe 20%

As much as I like to think that Trump DOESN’T view any woman over the age of 35 as ‘bangable’, I like to think that secretly he does find mature woman hot, but he’s also a child/dealing with some memory issues, and thus cannot control himself to stop being petty.

I saw this being reported on CNN (did not realize it was about Elizabeth Warren) I just saw the headline ‘Trump Uses Pocahontas slur at Navajo Code Talker Event” and I thought he was referring to the Code Talkers, to which I texted my cousin ‘Dear Trump, please don’t use Pocahontas when in front of the Navajo Code…

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Royal Family to Ivanka and Jared: ooopf! Sorry, family only. Gonna be really small. Meghan is actually gonna Make finger sandwiches for everyone to have afterwords. Even Princess Beatrice isn’t getting invited.

To be perfectly honest, she’s a big goddamn breath of fresh air for The Royal Family.

I think she was one of the lesbian cheerleaders on glee? It was that show about the choir? Community made fun of it lot

-for that Mariah Carey comment: under the weather more like under the knife

-adds him to list-