MartiniGuy
MartiniGuy
MartiniGuy

Shouldn’t be a problem - just install 7.0 on it! Oh, you can’t? Why?

Well, then it stands to reason that every girl I’ve dated is a psychopath.

It was an amazing movie - even the MUSIC alone was top notch.

Too bad our intrepid reporter Shane was intrepid enough to use a YouTube channel’s preview image of the video, but did not provide a link to the hilarious parody videos themselves for Billy Mays ads: Jaboody Dubs:

Too bad our intrepid reporter Shane was intrepid enough to use a YouTube channel’s preview image of the video, but

Well, that’s the trick. I treat my credit card as a debit card, paying it all off every month, and have for the past year. It’s quite liberating.

This is actually really simple: schedule your own death at age 60. EVERYTHING is easier when you know and plan the date of your death:

Yup, I’ve been paid over $500 in cash back rewards so far this year (and I always pay down the full balance before the close of the current billing period, so I pay $0.00 in interest).

I cannot WAIT until we, as a society, welcome death whenever a person wants to end their life. We have every right - it’s our body.

I’m surprised you didn’t mention Noopept, which in many people’s experience is far more potent than Piracetam, and cheap too!

I’ve already got someone in mind, Joseph, but if she dies, I’ll look you up!

If you’re going to declare bankruptcy, you’ll need copies of THREE YEARS of bank statements. Don’t follow the 1 year advice.

Of course, you could also argue that it’s possible to take saving money too far: you cut back on everything and never enjoy anything.

I read “intersexuality” and thought it was a new thing.

Well, there’s always exceptions to this. Here’s one:

Is unicorn jizz available on Amazon yet?

I thought you little f*ckers had given up this pointless exercise. Sigh.

Besides - who is THAT CLOSE to their best friend’s EX-WIFE? ;-p

“Vacation”?

Fallout 4 on sale on Steam : $40.19 (33% off)

Fallout 4 on sale on Steam : $40.19 (33% off)

The images of what this thing does don’t really compel me to buy it.

The images of what this thing does don’t really compel me to buy it.

Careful with those BX200 SSDs - read the reviews. You get what you pay for.

Careful with those BX200 SSDs - read the reviews. You get what you pay for.