MartiniGuy
MartiniGuy
MartiniGuy

When’s Amazon Prime Day? : Well, we have no idea.

What will be offered : We don’t know that either.

BUT, here are some affiliate links, since we clickbaited you...

When’s Amazon Prime Day? : Well, we have no idea.

What will be offered : We don’t know that either.

BUT, here are some

Sex isn’t messy if you never have it.
Ha! Check ... MATE!

Sex isn’t messy if you never have it.
Ha! Check ... MATE!

I’m having such a good time laughing at the assumption that we have girlfriends...

We laughed for hours, I can assure you.

I’m having such a good time laughing at the assumption that we have girlfriends...

We laughed for hours, I can assure

If you DON’T have one of the mentioned Macs, you might have a thermal issue. Older Macs can have thermal paste dryout issues after a few years. Replacing the thermal paste on a 2013-2015 Retina Macbook Pro, for example, is one of the cheapest, fastest, NICEST things you can do for your Mac.

I closed my only credit card that I’ve been using for 7 years, and opened 2 other card accounts within a month. No late payments, 2% credit load on average, etc.

OK so I spent $1000 to buy stock in the company a couple of years ago.

  • Buy the cheapest vodka you can

What’s the best solution on iOS for transcribing handwritten notes into text?

What if it’s your own body, you plan the date of your death, and you wish to minimize the hassle on family?  Can any of these options work with you to schedule receipt of the body before you’re dead?

Although well-written, I think you were a drink or two in while writing this.

So Lifehacker has a “Weed Week?”

What a time to be alive.

MartiniGuy was an accidental birth that really should not have happened. It ruined the lives of his teenage parents for the remainder of their adult lives.

Claire,

This makes me want to read this guy’s other reviews.

It’s a waste of time and money, simple as that. Your time could be better spent working.

I’m a VCEL - “voluntarily celibate” - and I couldn’t be happier.

Last time I had sex was 2013 and thank Gawd for that. It’s nothing but a delusion.

“This power is the only thing that cannot be controlled or taken away from you by anyone”

Or kill yourself at 60, without having to endure old age. That’s my plan and I’m still on track.