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When’s Amazon Prime Day? : Well, we have no idea.

What will be offered : We don’t know that either.

BUT, here are some affiliate links, since we clickbaited you...

When’s Amazon Prime Day? : Well, we have no idea.

What will be offered : We don’t know that either.

BUT, here are some…

True.  This article is giving me anxiety until Andrew does a global search and replace.  HURRY.

Sex isn’t messy if you never have it.
Ha! Check ... MATE!

Sex isn’t messy if you never have it.
Ha! Check ... MATE!

What Macs will it run on?  What is the new cutoff?

I’m having such a good time laughing at the assumption that we have girlfriends...

We laughed for hours, I can assure you.

I’m having such a good time laughing at the assumption that we have girlfriends...

We laughed for hours, I can assure…

Hmm. I wonder what they will be allowing on Remote Desktop servers now. Up to this point, it was IE only and not Edge. The new version might inherit the RAM-hungry nature of Chrome now - which would be worse in an RDP environment.

How will this be handled?

If you DON’T have one of the mentioned Macs, you might have a thermal issue. Older Macs can have thermal paste dryout issues after a few years. Replacing the thermal paste on a 2013-2015 Retina Macbook Pro, for example, is one of the cheapest, fastest, NICEST things you can do for your Mac.

I’m curious to see how this story UNFOLDS.

I just hope the craft isn’t helmed by any crispy captains on a murderous rampage.

Out of the loop, sorry.  Deadspin is gone?  What happened?

Totally fair, Dell.  I’m not really partisan at all - just a concerned citizen.

When it comes to using the new iPhone with Depp Fusion, you don’t really need to think about how the magic happens, because the device activates it automatically.

Wouldn’t it be cool to take all the asteroids in the belt and crash them all together to form a new planet? If we’re still around 200 million years from now, maybe we’d have the technology to do that. I would imagine Jupiter’s gravity would tear it apart again, though.

This is exactly why I asked - because she’s barely in the article.

I have a VERY serious, journalism-related question for you, Dell, and perhaps generally as well :

Would you say it’s a...

I closed my only credit card that I’ve been using for 7 years, and opened 2 other card accounts within a month. No late payments, 2% credit load on average, etc.

“Legalizing sex work would do more to stop trafficking than this shit, but that wouldn’t make the evangelical right happy.”

“Legalizing sex work would do more to stop trafficking than this shit, but that wouldn’t make the evangelical right happy.”