I find it helpful to count the number of grains on a beach or stars in the sky, then add one or two hundred to that number. That gives you a nice, reliable estimate. Next, tear out your eyes and chant in tongues of the dead in hopes that the uncaring Blizzard algorithm god will accept your sacrifice and deign to give…

This is what happens when you forcibly call upon people from other dimensions just to get your 5 Star Camilla.

Cool story, bro.

I’m pretty sure Gandhi has a solution for that.

Well then.

Next entry is supposed to be that another ps4 / vita hybrid sadly, but one back to the basics of raising digimon nonetheless. I agree cyber sleuth sucked for sure, the plot depended on its melodrama & I felt the battle system and taming a little shallow as well. Definitely nothing on the depth of pokemon battle system…

I can see the fedora in this post...

mfw reading the replies

Wow. These people are frighteningly out of touch.

The balance in this game is awful, and it’s really putting me off. Third tier evolutions are considerably worse that straight up no evolution or one evolution pokemon. I’m tired of just seeing vaporeon, snorlax and lapras everywhere.

“Once you have 25 Eevee candies and are ready to evolve, make sure to name your critter “Rainer,” as this will ensure that Eevee will evolve into a Vaporeon.”

I think part of it, aside from the ha-ha factor, is it just takes a single potion to heal those suckers once they get the boot. If it’s a gym that flips a lot, why not throw a low-HP critter on it, just for the XP (and maybe the daily gym bonus) instead of a beefier one that will take more resources to heal up?

My name is Magikarp, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Relativity doesn’t make something less terrible. MMO launches are consistently terrible, and this has been worse than that, at least for me. Most MMO launches are “Oh I can’t log in. That’s fine, I don’t have to waste anymore time trying to play, I can just come back later.” And maybe one or two crashes, over the…

The game experience itself is terrible. But since a lot of Pokemon Go lives outside of the actual app itself (the people you meet, the places you go), the experience itself can still be enjoyable. Obviously there are REASONS why the launch has happened the way it has, but if I am going to be honest in my reporting…

Reminds me of my hometown’s annual ninja parade.

I love Volition, but that didn’t exactly blow my doors off. The “stunt double” part did make me giggle. And the logo is basically the fleur like SR?

well, here’s what immediately came to mind.

MMOs are where good ideas go to die.