@Admore: If we're already doing it, pixt away! But I don't want my first view of your dong to be on my cellphone.

@LoudTheremin: I know of her book, but I had NO IDEA she had a YouTube channel. I shall go posthaste. Thanks!

@Lawphi: That sounds fascinating, but sort of the opposite of my problem. My desire and general responsiveness are fine. But I get too sensitive and have to stop. Either that, or I get all the way up to the top of the hill (if you will), then slide back down.

When pharmaceutical companies invent a pill that enables me to reach orgasm, I'll be first in line at the pharmacy.

@StuckBetweenStations: It's pretty clear that Drew has a lousy palate.

@ScientificMapp: Personally, I want to see cock photos and letters of recommendation from previous sex partners.

@skahammer: Understood. But the linguistic can be a way of avoiding the substantive. IMHO.

@skahammer: I agree with you completely, although I would add that this is the right place for this query.

@Mblase: Yes. Exercise. Specific exercises.

@skahammer: LBJ routinely tortured his beagles by picking them up by their soft, floppy ears.

@Ryanosaurus Rex: Hey, chickens lead pretty crummy lives on those factory farms, too.

@SarahMC:

@cookiecutter: It's not a laughing matter, but you made me laugh.

Just admit it: You did a lousy job researching your first piece on Lewis.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: And the pairing of the shirt and tie?

@SlayBelle: Guess what? She did apologize, after seeing/hearing his comment. I saw a clip, or read something last week, after Gawker ran an item about his new book. He said she wrote him an absolutely lovely note. Sorry to be so vague, but I can't remember where ....

@ImmaLion: As awesome as modern vibrators are, they are no substitute for human contact — provided that the human is reasonably charming, a good kisser, somewhat knowledgeable — and very enthusiastic :)

@Sarah Beuhler: Agreed. The first wave of women taking on traditionally male jobs had to play by (so-called) men's rules. Now there are enough women (in many industries) that they can actually change the rules.

@Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Thank you for what seems like uncommonly good sense.

I was expecting a story about a scary six-year-old .....