@stacyinbean: @Wishnick: Actually, yes :) In the 50s, Howard Hughes put a team of aerospace engineers to work developing a seamless-cup underwire push-up bra for sexpot Jane Russell to wear in the movie The Outlaw. (Probably what your dad was referring to.)

@Nimnyn: MBTs are considered a medical device in Canada and you can get a prescription for them (I've read). They are fantastic — reducing pain significantly in my bad knees. Unfortunately, they run narrow.

@jfwlucy: Wait till you hit 40. Then it's adorable!

@GoldVrod: Just a warning: I'm a former Cox customer who switched to Fios last year. And the Fios Motorola box is the biggest POS I have ever seen in my life. If it weren't for the fact that Cox picture quality is problematic in my neighborhood, I'd switch back.

@junkyardarts: @CosmicTuesday: That is such a cheap and easy comment to make. And in this case — ignorant. Read above comment by ThatReadHeadGirl.

@divinelioness: Adorable. Horrifying, yet adorable.

Ladies, many of you seem confused about which products are cruelty-free and which are not. (Despite its hype, Revlon is not.)

Umm, ladies: Check out the Eroscillator. (The only vibe endorsed by Dr. Ruth!) It doesn't vibrate, it oscillates — a very nice difference. eroscillator.com

@loosesealbluth: 100 lbs, I think.

@highjump: prescription goggles or mask. i think barracuda makes prescription goggles and some scuba-mask manufacturers will make prescription glass. not cheap but better than blind.

All these "they don't work" answers are silly. Because there are several different brands of these shoes using different technologies and making different claims.

Yah, yah, women are the great civilizers. Ron Reagan said it decades ago. Get some new material, Marty.

@Mrs. Beeton: +1

Breath o' fresh air, man, thanks!

@jasminetea: Curvy.

@pantsless: If you like classical guitar, Andres Segovia performing Bach is incredible.

@Girl-With-A-Pearl-Earring: Are you talking about old-fashioned swing from the 30s/40s, or modern swing from the 90s? (I like both.)

@ManicPixieNightmare: I've heard Earth Balance is good, though I haven't tried it myself.

@Ninja Robot Pirate: That gave me chills!!! :) It sounded so much like an ex-boyfriend .....

Joking aside, no one is worth fighting over. If he/she doesn't want to be with me, then I'm moving on.