"It's kind of like in D&D if you've ever played. I'd rather work with chaotic neutral people than lawful evil people."

This is my kind of people.

Have you ever moved to lower the volume, but accidently shut the radio off?

He defeated "Screwing At Random", didn't he?

Lol. As in, lollipop. Why, what did you think I meant?

Good point, TS12. Now, leave everyone alone and go masturbate.

I'm tired of seeing drug-related deaths being blamed on drugs. (Then don't say "RELATED".)

Seriously: Where did you THINK bad Moly was going to take you?

It became a sticky situation, though...

I was on an insane masturbatory rampage once. But I was all by myself.

My Dungeon Master's name was "Toyota". Guess why.

My new T-Shirt says, "Smile If You Think This Is Reterdad."

That's like saying that you found Sasquatch shit, but it's really just dog-shit.

Uh... Dude. That's bullshit. All of it.

I only read the title. Then I wept for all of humanity.

• 's an extra butt cheek, would that make this a Minaj a trois?

Or it's a pad of some kind... Maybe a deformed prehensile tail...?

She's in the middle of twisting to her right on the chair.

And cheerleaders for all the dirty old men! God Bless Taylor Swift!