Markaar
Redpony33
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What does one do in situations such as this? Do you flag down other cars while screaming, HEY!! DID YOU HEAR THAT!????

So. Yeah. That was slightly terrifying.

That's pretty much the ONLY freakin' thing you have to get absolutely right, isn't it?

On the FOX national broadcast the other day, an announcer congratulated the UCONN men's basketball team for winning the NAACP tournament. I was driving at the time, so I had to pull over.

The black kid on the left is just as tall, just nowhere near as blonde.

Who's frogging these tadpoles?

Now?
When?
Is RIGHT NOW close enough?
So, NOW would be fine then?
Wait!

Even the dog's asking if he can leave this shot now.

Right. He was born that way. Liar.

Institutional racism and animal abuse (someone drew that on that dog's face) is no way to run a fan-friendly business.

But the black kid gets a bowler hat! Is this how Deadspin works?

The dog is barefoot!

Honestly. How come the tall blonde girl gets the white socks and shoes?

I like dogs. They grumble, but they make it sound nice and comfy to be grumbled at.

AGONIZING PAIN! Would be a closer estimate. What are you, like 12 years-old? Man, that flexibility left with all your hopes and dreams years ago.