"Groin pull" would be an incomplete answer.

I noted that someone said "I'd really like to learn that."
No. No, you wouldn't. They'd have to carry you off the floor.

What a show-off.

The blonde was Bluestone, right?

Pizza!

It's almost always okay to tell jokes about dead people. Because, seriously, who cares if they gripe about it.

That must have been a real monkey wrench in the investigation.

I was studying this cold-case. According to the initial autopsy report, this person wasn't even dead.

Star Wars was TWO movies. Ewoks were a test product for alligators just in case New Orleans ran out of Nutria rats.

Second place is the smell of onion dip.

Look, when you're high, I promise that the smell of brownies is pretty much overwhelming.

Popcorn more than ice cream? More than barbeque? More than pizza when you're high? More than brownies?

Do you like popcorn more that ice cream?

...What if it rained? I've heard the bible stories. If it rains real hard, not even God will dam it!

They should really do something about that for all concerned, you know...

Many people over-rely on psychic energy. But, for most people, the mind is like an un-tapped faucet - I mean, asset.(Jeez, too late now. I guess that's just more water under the dam now. Boy. Have you noticed that when you let the water just go under the dam, you end up hearing about the worst of both water-worlds?)