The frightening thing is not that there might be an evil ghost, it's that it might have always been the person sitting across from you that you've always trusted.

Sry: "specificity".

You know that YOU didn't move the thing (espescially with that sort of specificificity in response), so there is also an underlying current of mistrust as you hear your friend's denials. This is scary stuff. (Is that really still your friend?)

Wait a second, here! Remember! The cool/really creepy thing about a Ouija board is that it's just you and your friend in creepy surroundings, and the plantan-thing moves to numbers and letters in response to questions and YOU TOTALLY KNOW that you didn't do it, so there's a ghost or something there that may or may not…

Good sport!

{Psst: Also, you can leave out the Mentos and nobody will care.}

I thought "The Ol' Coke-And-Mentos Trick" would get you 1o years in prison. Who knew?

Funny, huh? That is almost EXACTLY what your wife told me about YOU!

Just go over there with your windmill.
"Over there! Right beside the Reality Falls."

Or sometimes it's:
"Determined, Drunk, and Disorderly"
The wording varies. It's a local thing. Like barbeque sauce and cole slaw.

Bear with me, because I genuinely want to see the flaw in my reasoning:
So, this lovely object already exists, and I'm supposed to admire the person who tried to copy it?

Do you know what the 3D's are for artists:
Desperate, Drunk, and Delicious.
(Yes, it does seem like a strange expression, but so are artists.)

By the way, back in the olden days, we called a "3D artist" a "sculptor."
No, seriously! I am totally NOT making it up!

"It's the work of 3D artist Farkas Zsolt, and if you're straining your eyes looking at the image trying to see the difference between it and the real painting, well, that's the point."

Wait... What? The guy made an ALMOST perfect copy of an existing thing and I'm supposed to be overjoyed?

Also, more cowbell! And hurry-UP!

And that other stuff (acupuncture, vitamins, incantations) too.

I'm thinking of starting a clinic called: "Yeah, Right There, Don't Stop: Vaginal Remediation Centers of America". We'd use uh, sophisticated vibrating tools, to help relieve any discomfort.

No one ever understood
Quite the thing that I meant,
My evens was, were not heaven sent,
When it came all down,
To your lame intent,
You looked long beyond... Where I had often went.

I think white hair is hot. That's your problem if you think it's not good. SEXY has many hair colors.