I'd rather hold her close and kiss her ear and smell her neck and kiss her lips...

If you say so, Mister Romance.

I will find you.
On purpose.
heh.

"I don't see how there can be drugs to help women."
Is just about the most offensive thing that you could ever say to me.

I've thought about these modern drugs that will help satisfy women. And I've come to the conclusion that they will mostly take care of it.

You're thinking "Cialias" not "Viagra", bozo! fer cripes sakes!

I know of cats

I know of cats

The beer companies are ignoring women. This strikes me (aardzeak/Redpony) as REALLY stupid.

Don't tell me that you can't do that. I KNOW that you can.

Seriously:

I ain'nt ya'all, friend. I don't know about your sensenitivity.

Nevertheless, there is the force assembled of injured men from the V.A. Hospital, called Hellfire! Who will do things that must be done! We know how to neutralize targets!

Scene Sketch:
Guys in a bar doing idiotic things while women observe from a table.
One woman asks the other, what do you do when they fight?
She says, nothing, really. Mine begs for forgiveness later. (Heh?)

The key word here is "commercial". If you propose to eliminate guys from beer ads, you are out of your freakin' mind. However, If I were I in charge, I would TOTALLY back beer ads with only cool girls making smart comments!
I think that would be awesome!

The photoshoot went:
SMILE!
Don't be shy, SMILE!
Come on, SMILE
... shutter click. Okay, don't smile anymore...

I always thought "That New Viagra-Esque Drug for Women" was basically the same as the old one: MONEY. I stand corrected.