So that's your RIGHT (Dominant) hand, is it, overly honest person?
You just made things a lot simpler.
Thanks.
It will save time.
We are watching to see if the motion matches the words.
We have heard this joke before.

Just roll over and get rubbed on the belly.
Jerki-face.

Sadly,
You are obviously correct.
The law (not "the law", "THE LAW"!)
Has learned of info-leakage from your quarter!
Stop lying! The nickel dropped a dime!

In cretin portions of China, they serve "kitten soup" once a week.

I HATE this ad where this woman goes,
"I've finally found out a way to work-out my brain."
Shut-up, asshole!
No!
That's insulting as all ...
Okay... If you ask me to, I 'll back off, West.
But you see my point...

He's going,
"What?!"
"Seriously, what are you looking at?"
"At least I didn't CHOOSE that ridiculous outfit! You missed a belt-loop. Who dresses you, anyway?"

Peanut was this retriever-size dog. Sweet as all get out. Mostly white, but with this "peanut" shade of brown around one eye. Hence, the name. Best friend, loyal as nails, to everyone in my family, not an angry bone in her body.
One day (more like a week), we noticed that she was sneezing while looking out the…

Four is awfully young. I had one cat who meandered his way to 21 y/o and even that was horrible when he died.
(We got him as hairy little ball of kitten. A child (me, at the time) could hold him in my cupped hands. So he was like this furry little ball of purr. I was a big Star Trek fan at the time. So I named him…

SRY:

That opening sentence should end in a question mark, smart-ass. It's a request! You are asking my permission for you to "understand this correctly."
Well, since you're asking, I say, "No."
"You do NOT have my permission to 'understand this correctly'."
Learn some grammar and respect, then I might listen.

"Hates love, loves hate," is a dangerous motto by which to live.
Word gets out.
Plus, no matter where you go, there you ARE!

Also, quit "bogarting" the cat, man. You should share. It's kind of embarrassing when you don't share the cat at all. And all of my friends are wondering what's wrong with you as a "normal" human being.

Look, calm down.
I harbor no resentment towards you. You seemed to be awfully aggressive and wound-up. Just relax. That's all I was trying to do; I was hoping that you'd just lighten-up.
Some people are not wired that way,
You among them just say, "Fine",
I say have this trinket,
And be my Valentine.

Sorry. I thought you were smarter than you are.
YW is old computer short-hand for "Your Welcome."
(You could have Googled that, moron.)
Also, I don't give a swinging cat's ass what you mean by "Godwin's Law", so why would I Google it. Your job is to tell me what you mean, not what I should understand, Towlie.

What's "Godwins Law"?
I thought it was something like: "God wins. Always. It's the Law."
But I'm not sure how one codifies such a principle in the context of a humane, yet progressive society.
Happy Valentine's Day ;D

YW.
I was worried about saying this.