I love the implication of the title:
"Your cat's face stinks."
"Yeah, well, your cat smells like a cat-box!"
Redpony33
Markaar
Or to remain a cat for your whole life.
I'm flexible on this, don't defenestrate me yet,
Lazy Yawning Festering Disease-Riddled Pointy CAT-HOLES!!!
Goddamned them all to HELL!
Only if you bow...
Of Course! DO carry-on!
Wow.
This is the dumbest sentence that I've ever read on-line.
... "After contact is made, the patient is likely to extend the hand..."
No shit. Really?
It's called a punch-in-the-mouth. You're goddamned right I'm "extending my hand"...
Oddly enough, this is exactly what the Nazis said about the Jews in 1942.
Are we entirely sure that this is not a tiger? How big is the bitey little SOB?
Stoopid me:
It can be a lot of fun to climb up a sentence, then hike up the next one.
... with hills and valleys... and surprising bumps in the road. In the structure of the sentence itself. We needn't be slaves to tradition. In fact. if we can do it better, then shouldn't we? Is that not our obligation?
I've always been interested in a kind of e.e. cummings architecture of words
A sENTenCE THAT'S A story BY IT self.
I hadn't thought through the implicit objectification, but that is what I was thinking of when I used the word "clinical".
Also (oh, lighten up!), if a "clinic" is a building, what's a "cynic"?
No. Thanks. Please, send your answers elsewhere.
Okay. I get it. This is a less-joyful way to say exactly the same thing, though.
Lighten-up.
It's your life.
Relax.
That part's not gonna change.
TY
And nearly all attempts to fit in were rejected, which is kind of hard, you know?
Sorry.
I meant no offense.
Nope!
You'd be amazed what they did with "fat" and my last name in middle school. It wasn't easy, but they sure did it.