We are NOT going back to the moon. Who told you that? WTF is wrong with you? We've BEEN there several times. We will fund independent mining operations.

This TOTALLY works if you can leave very quickly.

Precisely, NONE! ZERO! NO Dollars in your hand at ALL!
And you dare accuse ME of being a deadbeat!?!

Do you see EXACTLY how many dollars you have in your hand, Sunshine!!??!!
Yeah!!!!

Screw you, landlord! I'm not paying it!
Oh! I don't wish to be confusing?
What part of NOT TODAY and NOT EVER Do You FIND CONFUSING?

Megyn Kelly seems like a really nasty black immigrant.

This is just hilarious, man.

The D.C.S.C. probably had it coming! Who shoots Santa unless it's a freakin' disguise after he ripped you off?

This seems like the long way around to get to the same place: Rick Reilly is a bad writer, constantly relying on emotional metaphors to seemingly prove HIS point. A good writer on a good story needn't embellish in this manner.

The best place to lie is amongst people who never the truth.

HEY! Don't forget that that's a "bundle" price, so it also includes internet and phone services that she'll never use either.

Oh, and you realize why Liaoning has that ski-jump bow, right? It's so the vessel can kind of scoot its airplanes into the air. The US military is terrified... that some ass-hat in this jalopy will set fire to it one day by turning it on and then we'll get blamed for some act of sabotage (Remember the Maine!), despite…

And since I'm on this rant: Why isn't Enterprise (NCC-1701) equipped with the equivalent of attack fighters/bombers? You know, instead of shuttles that look like really boxy space armored personnel carriers that have no apparent weapons? If you honestly want to seek out knew civilizations, then I think it would be…

Seriously, who sends a tremendously valuable asset like Enterprise to go see if there's dangerous stuff out there? You know, all by itself. This concept makes even less sense if you're sending them into an area where serious Star Fleet shit has already been destroyed and you don't know why (as has happened more than…

You are speaking to a Star Trek geek, my friend. Galileo was the name of a shuttle. There are (supposedly) dreadnought-class vessels in Star Fleet, thought I cannot recall one. There is definitely some USN/NCC glad-handing going on, though. Especially with aircraft carriers/starships. (Wasn't it Constitution that flew…

That's interesting. It would be cool if we used some comic book names: USS Superman, say, or USS Hulk, or USS Ironman. Villain names would work too (USS Goblin), but they might be bad from an image POV (USS Joker). This naming system would allow people say things like, "Oh My God! They got Superman!" and really mean…

And I served on HMS Deranged.
No. I was accidently born at the Bethesda Naval Hospital.
I'm not British. I didn't serve on an HMS.
Actually
I'm only British-ISH!

They made other models.
The "2 Late Dickweed" was not successful.

Sorry.
You're probably a very important person.
Especially on USS Dickweed.

USS Hornet
Smart-ass.