No.
Seriously.
Hell, I don't know either.
USS Cowpens?
C'mon! You're making that up!
I'll bet it was escorted by the Dickweed.

Be careful, sunshine.

What are you implying?

The crew of The Hornet, send their regards...

Well.
If I'm running the crew.

But I mean that in a nice way.

Did you say,
"Vice President Joe Biden went to China last week"?
So why were you even hoping for an intelligent outcome?

Obviously under-powered. If we knock out that scoop-bow, you're gonna be in trouble when you want to launch airplanes.

The deck scoops upward.
Why?
That tells me something even before I've seen your aircraft.

Just F.Y.I.: Look at the shape of the bow on this vessel. It's a ridiculous Soviet P.oS design... Fear is not a factor if we attack it, because we'll sink it inside of 15 minutes.

I often order "Bizarre Game of Chicken" from a local restaurant.
So what?

I can't prove this, but cops seem to be getting increasingly fascistic these days. Like they're really pissed off that they aren't on a TV show or something. They are becoming the "prison guards" in the classic psychological guard/prisoner test.
POWER is easily abused.
So this is kind of scary.

"Warrantless search and seizure" should be against the law.
Wait; It is?
Says who?
The Constitution of the United States of America?
No one pays attention to THAT anymore...

Jay Mohr isn't funny!
(Snare, bass drum, high-hat sizzle!)

It is NOT "a hard question." Why do you think this is a "hard question"? You have a choice: Obey the order or behave morally. It's interesting that you're so conflicted about this choice.

That's an interesting response, sir. I asked a very simple (on/off) question, and you responded by commenting on one of the options (rather than choosing one).

Creativity is great. Physics is greater.

Would buttresses be involved? Would it be a cathedral, an office building, or both? How do you plan on making the toilets flush when you are so high up?

If you were allowed to build a tower as high as you want, how high would it be?