Sir, if there is a conflict between an order and morality, which would you choose?

The weirdest thing that you'll ever hear will be all about you.

In New England, it's pronounced "Ohio." Jeez. Don't make me drive to Dade County to find you in NYC!

Everything floats in here...

Granted. "IT" was a very creepy Olympic mascot. But no creepier than "Whatthefuckisthat?"!! Seriously.

This is back in the day when Alton Brown wasn't obsessed with food.

TAG!!!
You're IT!

This is why foreign people winge-on about our fat and happy Subjunctive Clause!
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I love your comment about "tears in your eyes." Did you mean "tears" as in crying or "tears" as in ripping things apart?

LOL!

If I ever see this guy on my lawn wearing a "Samer Kalaf" suit, I'm just gonna open fire, you know?

Obviously, Mr. Kalaf would enjoy torturing someone, because he regards people's corporeal presence as a joke of some sort. Like a costume or something. Like the actual person inside doesn't matter, you know? The importance of maintaining respect for a fellow human being (regardless of their garb) has been lost in Mr.…

Look: It's either that or join scintillating debates over how to bake pies that don't have soggy crusts. I'm giving you more credit than that, even though I don't actually know you.

You are all good, hard-working, decent people. Let me stipulate that. If you don't want to cook anything for T-Day (and few of us upstanding folk really want to, in part because we're not getting paid or anything, and people will bitch about how we didn't cook it properly anyway): One year, cook something simple like…

You're gonna look awfully silly (or something) when your mashed cauliflower kicks the ass of your mashed potatoes!

Me too.

Yeah. Shit happens, huh?