It's okay, Trump is a stable genius unlike Hoover.

Exactly. A large part of what crashed the markets in 1929 was Hoover imposing tariffs on imports. Guess what? Other countries did the same, investors got spooked and the markets plummeted. 

Same...

But you would need to flush it 10 times to drown, because those Liberals have banned the good toilets.

Drumpf, the only moron that could get me to vote for a Democrat president for the third time.

Better to specify: if you haven’t already, vote today for Harris. If you haven’t already and were going to vote for Trump, stay home and drown yourself in the toilet or whatever.

The former President doesn’t know how much of *anything* works.

That’s OK. He’s pretty confident that his followers don’t know anything about how tariffs work either. Hopefully neither of them get the opportunity to find out up close and personal.

Let’s not forget that every country Drumpf levies tariffs on will reciprocate in kind. Not only will it make imported items more expensive, but it will kill our exports too. It’s just a moronic idea from the dotard.

I haven’t seen much commentary yet about how this promise would turboviolate his own “better than NAFTA” agreement that he previously was so incredibly proud to brag about.

I really hope that the upcoming Harris administration makes Musk’s worries that he is going to jail for a long time if Trump loses a reality.  

“As much as I want to say these people got what they deserved, I know that at least some of them were just doing whatever they could to earn a buck.”

This is the sign you’re not going to like the candidate that’s hiring you.

It’s important to note that they weren’t told which candidate they were campaigning for until after they were hired.

Goes to work for Elmo, representing King Cheeto and has a sub-par experience? 

As much as I want to say these people got what they deserved, I know that at least some of them were just doing whatever they could to earn a buck.

1. Fuck package thieves. Genuinely, let them get hit by a bus.

$30,000 in damage to save a $20 Etsy necklace! Huzzah!

Every accusation is a confession. 

While he should certainly lose his citizenship (and more, particularyl his government contracts) as it seems both he and Melania Trump lied and worked in this country illegally, it is ridiculously unlikely this or anything will happen to him.