“says that unsupervised FSD will come to current Tesla owners in California next year”

First Gear: Anyone who watched last night’s Tesla event and is an investor should be concerned. From the delayed event kickoff to the poor production values, to the ridiculous claims, it all screams low-rent high-grift. I cannot fathom for me how investors can take him seriously with all his bloviating and “corporate…

so, it was a classic Tesla event! 

700lb less than stock? Were there a few bodies in the trunk? Also, all this money spent to “reimagine” the car - couldn’t they have imagined a gas strut to hold the hood open instead of jamming grandpa’s cane in there?

My father in law is a very senior Air Traffic Control manager so I asked him about this. He literally showed me the maps that prove there are no flight restrictions in the area. FEMA is not stopping aid from getting in.

That photo of Musk hilarious. He’s looking for approval - “Look at me and my dark MAGA hat! No one cares about me.” Wait, who said that last part?

But we all know that Leon thinks he’s special and like his orange lover, the rules don’t apply. He’s the first immigrant that shithead should deport. But SA probably won't take him back. 

I live in Asheville. Our airspace has been filthy with helicopters of all types for a week and a half. We have search and rescue, medivac, blackhawks, and chinooks carrying hummvees. They are a constant presence.

Muskrat doesn’t understand that you can’t just jump in a helicopter and fly it wherever you want all willy-nilly. This is doubly true in disaster zones where there’s a lot of emergency responders working in the airspace. Muskrat isn’t being denied anything or singled out, he’s just being told to follow the rules like…

fawning unhinged lunatic, in this pic. looks like wormtongue ala lord of the rings.

No such picture exists.  He is an unhinged lunatic, so all pics of him make him look like an unhinged lunatic.

when are people going to realise that it’s never going to happen? 

I remember when people were less gullible and weird cults usually involved people in silver bedsheets waiting for space aliens to come and take them to the stars.

He also promised both Tesla Roadster and Cybertruck

It really won’t be. The dream of fully automated vehicles with no change in infrastructure is completely unrealistic. If the vision is a future where you don’t have to drive yourself, trains and busses already exist. Update that tech and expand service.

Should have gone with the monorail. North Haverbrook did, and as far as I know, they are quite happy with it. 

Are there any actual hardware differences between the Tesla vehicles with FSD? Or is it just DLC that costs 15 thousand dollars

That’s absolutely the point. They knew what they are doing with those names.

If you say you will deliver a “self-driving car”, or Autopilot, or Supercruise, you aren’t saying anything specific. Which is probably the point.

It’ll be here next year guys, c’mon, it’ll be fine.