If you’re going to lose your shit, lose all of your shit.

Yep, a lawyer here is going to be worth it in the long run because you have a rapidly increasing valuation so the longer the proceedings draw on the better the market value is going to be.

Tennessee... not surprised.

One local listing for 70 acres near the site is on the market for $14.5 million.

I think we’re supposed to assume he could have done an amazing monkey voice but chose not to because of his contempt for his audience.

This spin of this article is so weird.

just the fact that women’s hoops has now achieved parity with the men: its stars can be classless winners who are willing to overshadow their own team’s victories.”

Wp love Larry Bird’s shitting talking (I did too) but hated Reggie Miller’s shit talking and other POC. So fuck them and I loved this! You talk shit when you win, which is fine but get ready for the real clap back when you lose!  So great!

Seth is cashing in. It’s just another job for him. 

Right, he wasn’t being a diva or anything. Clearly, the people making the film said “ok, we want Donkey Kong to sound like Seth Rogan” and moved forward. If they had said “we want someone to do a voice” then I don’t think Rogan would have begrudged them for going with someone else.

Yeah, Seth says “I dont do voices, you’ll get a DK that sounds like me”
Producers: You’re hired!

This sounds like the directors and casting’s fault, if any blame is to be laid anywhere. They knew what they were getting. Shrug.

Same. Either shame both or don’t. But this slice-and-dice commentary trying to prove one wasn’t bad and one was is fucking Racism 101.

I don’t think he was ‘making demands’. He said ‘This is how I do my voice. If this is good for you, then cool.’ Blame the producers, if anyone. Seth was just upfront about how is performance would be and they still hired him despite that warning.

Olberman’s brains fell out during that long detour in political commentary.

They are parsing the shit out of this to clear Clark.

My word, that thing may be solely responsible for the permanent flaccidness of the state of Florida...

It has the sex appeal of a Chevy Uplander.

First time I saw a Grand Wagoneer in the wild was at the Costco gas station. The dude gave it a Camry dent trying to get close to the pump so he could reach the hose to the fuel filler on the other side of the thing. It was beautiful. 

Homonym/punctuation nitpick before the other dorks pile on: “thermonuclear”, not “thermal-nuclear” or “thermo-nuclear”.