I’m confident you’ve never laid eyes on a propane powered refrigerator

Why?  It’s a 1984 reference...

The title of this made me think contestants were accused of assault during filming or off camera but no, they are charged outside of the production. So in honesty the show has absolutely nothing to do with their charges except they once appeared on it. So just what is it that you are trying to insinuate here? 

What on earth is this article? You say it’s steeped in assault allegations and then it turns out to be a throwaway line at the very end where it turns out two (2!%) of the (unnamed) contestants have allegations against them. Is that even higher than the average at all?

It has literally nothing to do with the show, or…

Just remember: All these wind turbines and solar panels caused all the power outages during the blizzard a couple years ago! They aren’t meant for winter! They are killers in disguise! Natural Gas is our one true savior! /s

They should pass legislation to boycott themselves!

I need this!  My wife’s sleepytime spa music playlist that runs 8 hours every night is REALLY screwing up my recommendations

It’s a lot easier to harness wind energy when you’ve got blowhards like Cruz, Abbott, and Crenshaw running around flapping their gums.

Dear God...Texas has gone woke! /s

Hitting-and-running from a vehicular homicide is not “letting traffic violations go”, but you probably get that trollup.

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

Just an assumption here, for the other drivers in the past that got leeway, I am assuming they were all white? I have not looked into it, but this driver appears to not be white by his name, so that is probably why they were quick with charges that actually match the crime.

Of course not. That would be moisture.

You’d think these guys would learn to just shut up and count their money, but no.

“I don’t favor boycotts in most cases...” — Scott Adams, 02-27-23

Stupid Man Agrees With Other Stupid Man

But the real question: Is the grass still green or is it an antifa plot to destroy colors?

“colorblindness” is one of those sinister Enlightened Centrist™ concepts that couches an unequal status quo in nicey sounding language.

This just in: angry narcissists insist that the problem isn't them, it's everyone that's specifically against them. More at 11, when we confirm irrefutably that water is still wet despite insistence otherwise from certain populations.

It’s a dart. Or a missile. Its performance comes from thrust not lift, is what I’m getting at. Or more accurately, its relative thrust to drag. Yes, there is some lift, but its tiny compared to it just being a low drag dart. It’s a clever interpretation of what a paper airplane is...but I would say this is a record…