I can’t wait for this thing to be revealed (“like, for real this time, we promise!”) so we can all collectively yawn and move on.

My bone-stock 240 wagon (I’d even leave the dent):

I had this happen last year in my V70 - the A/C started making a terrible racket and barely worked. It was a little harder to get to the blower motor, but I found the culprit and fixed it easily, within a couple hours. A piece of insulation (I guess?) had fallen into the motor:

As the owner of a 2004 V70 - I could have told you that.

They totally phoned this one in when it comes to the wheel arches.

The tail lights and the exhaust look goofy - other than that, this thing is amazing.

I have a feeling the car will resemble a piece of rotini the first time the owner mashes the pedal down.

This is getting worse than the whole Demon thing.

What a massive letdown this is going to be. All this hype for years and years, and when the car is finally revealed, it’s just going to be the sound of a deflating balloon, followed by a chorus of, “is that it?”

I don’t care about the hail damage, but the cylinder and transmission issues make it a CP for me.  Too much potential for being a money pit.

You’re adorable.

“Some trivia: that was the dude that advocated for putting the phrase “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954.”

That EK9 is just about my perfect car.

I miss Tyler.

It’s so funny how people lost their shit about that - it’s so commonplace now.  Ah, the good ol’ days.

.....so, he watches the news and pays attention to what type of people carry out these attacks?

I really, really like that - I wish there were better wheel options though.  Need to be more color choices.

Counterpoint: This is ugly.

So they called it the Redeye, but didn’t think to make the DRLs red...