Every year for 4 years, my Neon sedan schlepped all my crap back and forth as well.

I would love to hear this with a non-potato mic.

Ladies and gentlemen, an excellent example of hyperbolic pearl-clutching.

I kinda figured.

...wut?

You would have to saw the steering wheel back and forth about 8 billion times to see any appreciable flat spotting occurring in your tires.

The wheels on that Delta are magnificent. I want a set for my 240 wagon.

This has never been more appropriate.

“and if you’ve got more than four cylinders you’ll have more than one.”

Those headlights are really weird.

Straight-cut gears? Abso-fucking-lutely. Lumpy cam? Eh....I could take it or leave it.

Yeah I was confused too.

Everywhere.

That driving barefoot was illegal.

Only if the car they’re on was made before 1960. Chrome wheels are awful.

Who pushes the pedal with just their toes? Use the balls of your feet, and there’s no difference between bare feet and shoes. Living on the southern east coast, I drive barefoot ~75% of the time. I much prefer it to driving with shoes on.

That is 100% bullshit.

I knew a girl in high school who had to be pressing a pedal at ALL times. I let her drive my car one time (and one time only) because I had had a few too many drinks - it was horrible. GASBRAKEGASBRAKEGASBRAKE varying between 35-45 mph for like 20 minutes. I was dying.