My first car was a ‘98 Plymouth Neon Expresso. There was a lot that was terrible about that car, but there was also a lot that was great. I miss that thing so much sometimes.

Is it bad that I want to find an old Neon ACR, paint it Nitro Yellow Green, strip it down to nothing but the bare essentials and make it my daily driver?

Good lord that angle makes that Huracan look so menacing...

Your Next Car Should Be Green, Blue, Red, I don’t care, just literally anything other than silver, white, black, gold or gray, please, for the love of all that is right in this world.

+1 for the car, +1000000 for Murderface.

Damn, that’s cold. +1

Oh my god, it is infinity times better without the black cladding.

Wait, people actually thought that bloated, dinosaur-brained yolk sac had anything to do with them being let go?

What the fuck was that little car doing?

Was he dribbling before he started this maneuver? If he was, he definitely double-dribbled.

......I’m sorry, did you say ‘good looks’?

Can’t be Hamster, he didn’t crash.

I will pronounce them the way they are spelled - coupe is koop, and Porsche is Porsh.

That is 100% a coupe. It has two doors. End of discussion.

Trust me dude, I’ve made bongs with less.

I mean, I’m all for a Civic wagon, but that is not a good looking car.

This is the best answer.

Holy shit yes.

I would shorten it to F5 Douchenado, but yeah it’s pretty awesome.