Goddamn I love Petrolicious.

It all makes so much sense now - I have never encountered worse drivers than the ones here in Wilmington. Since moving here, I have wondered how it’s possible that everyone is so bad - now I know it’s because they probably never took driver’s ed.

I played keeper in high school. Took a knee to the face one game - didn’t break anything, but 15 years later my jaw still clicks loudly every time I yawn.

How awesome is it that you get to say, “...when my mom starts her Viper”?!?!

Yeah I thought this was pretty rad-looking until I remembered I live in North Carolina.

Seeing that Porsche reminded me that all tires should have white or yellow lettering.

The smacking of the lips by the person filming is killing me.

It’s like, how much more blue could this be? And the answer is none, none more blue.

That kid is certainly a douche, but I have to hand it to him for being able to stay so calm through the whole thing.

For everyone who voted our current president in...yeah, probably.

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“...though I must admit I think the movie is unbearably boring.”

inb4 Bugatti says it doesn’t count because they cheated by taping up the edges of the car.

Good lord that’s a pretty car.

I worry about anyone who thinks this is real.

When I lived in Boston, I lived in an apartment that was on the side of a hill, so when I parked on the street the car was pointed uphill. When I parked my Civic one night, the gas light had been on for a while, but I just figured I would get gas on my next trip out. When I tried to start it next, it wouldn’t start,…

I didn’t know anyone outside of my father and I played Street Rod 2! That was an amazing game. I had so much fun in that game. Damn, that’s some good quality nostalgia right there.

I don’t know why, and I’m probably (definitely) in the minority here, but I really like about 75% of what they do. I don’t like the stanced, stretched-tire look, but I dig just about everything else.

Duuuude, that’s some nostalgia right there. Played the hell out of that game and it’s sequel.