So wait, there’s a lot to take in here.

This gif will never stop being amazing.

Based on the replies I’ve received, I think that’s what he did. But it was not worded that way.

Yeah I see it now. But the way it was written made it sound like he incorporated the frames themselves into the wiring.

Oh duh. That makes complete sense. The way it’s written though, I thought he incorporated the frames themselves into the fix.

Kudos to you, sir, this is amazing. One question - my feeble brain can’t comprehend how the glasses wrapped in tape prevented the wires from grounding out and shorting. Can you explain what exactly you did?

Not terribly exciting, but soon after I bought my 240 wagon a few years ago, it would just cut off randomly while driving. One morning, I was taking my son to daycare and it (thankfully) died while I was still moving. I managed to get it pulled over to the side of the road, and finally got it restarted after about 6…

Forgive my ignorance, but how would one keep the gas from going bad during those 15 years?

He is part of the reason I quit Facebook recently. The fact that his idiocy has so many believers has driven my faith in humanity down so far into the dirt.

There is no way this is not a scam.

Absolutely. I must find one now.

My love of Volvos, and the many t-shirts I have related to them.

First-gen Neons - right below the center stack, so anything taller than like 7" won’t fit. Good thinkin’, Chrysler.

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What the fuck is that.

Seriously. It’s going to be a while before I can stand up from my desk here at work.

I’ve never liked the look of these things (too portly, everywhere), but lately they’ve been growing on me. Get rid of the goofy, fake-vented hood and the chintzy plastic-chrome bits in the grille, and it actually might look quite nice.

Sort of an AMC Eagle successor? I like it.

Jesus Christ, do people really care about the looks of a goddamn race car that much? If the safest option is the ugliest, would you really hold aesthetics over safety?