The Rockets were playing great early, on a roll and feeling it, then I blinked and it was tied. Scary shit.

The men that go pro in Esports, if I had to guess.

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS

But here’s the real question. How fast is that planet spinning, and why?

Not to be a dishwasher-chicken truther, but I’m not sure you did it right. I think you’re supposed to marinate it in the mason jar and then cook it in tinfoil. (The “Get the recipe” link on the Shape article leads to a picture of tinfoil-wrapped meat.)

That said, don’t fucking cook in a dishwasher.

Oh hey, it’s “Harden doesn’t play defense” guy! Thanks for your 5-year-old take, but it might surprise you to know Harden was a top-40 defender this year, having more defensive win shares than both Paul George and Giannis.

Oh right, knew I was forgetting someone. Still, that’s probably the iffiest spot on the court for the Rockets.

Defensive matchups will be tricky for the Rockets. Paul should match up on Curry, and Harden on Klay. Then you throw Capela at Green, and Tucker/Mbah a Moute at Durant/Iguodala? Front court could get tricky if the Rockets aren’t careful.

Yeah, just use a rolled up newspaper. That’ll teach him not to wet on the floor.

Poor bastard’s gonna have to do this every day forever.

Fun-ruiner question: would Florimon holding him there with the glove count as obstructing the runner?

Probably not as good. It all depends on who’s distributing him the ball.

That’s just bad coaching. WTF Lue?

Punching people in the head without removing helmets or gloves: Truly the pinnacle of combat.

She’s a volleyball player. Volleyball players wear kneepads. That’s too kneeling-adjacent for probably at least half-a-dozen teams in the league, my Texans included.

And how pissed is Kobe that he got passed over?

For all the massive click numbers they generate, and all the massive amounts of work that goes into them, most readers probably just look at what their team does then close the window.

That one’s easy. “HAM-ez duh-NYE-ulls”

Not to mention throwing that hard that often and its effect on the elbow/rotator.

The previous longest at-bat involved a VERY svelte Bartolo Colon!