Though to be fair, Emmanuel Sanders did pretty well for himself too.

No, he PROMISED to do his job.

So, you’re saying Stephen A. Smith might be a fucking idiot? Huge, if true.

Schiano was very much the wrong choice, but damn it’s gonna be funny when they end up with fuckin Todd Graham or something

Hell, Les Miles was winning 11 games a year! But he got the axe because he couldn’t beat Saban? Hardly anybody can beat Saban! That’s why he’s Saban!

I love that at about 0:12 in the clip you can see all the coverage guys (#9 included) for WKU turn to look back at him like “where the fucks the ball? It’s supposed to be here by now”

Not only is it not free, there’s a hefty fuckin’ fee.

Oh boy, do I have a story to tell you about a little school called IUPUI.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is 5'7,” Jack Bauer’s 5'9". What the fuck, man?

I hate Mayfield just as much as the next guy, but Kansas, WTF are you doing? Your ONLY shot in this game is that he doesn’t care enough and you sneak up on him, but you go and piss him off? C’mon man.

Penn =\= Penn State. You do know that, right?

I’m kinda okay with this. Yes it’s annoying, yes it’s stupid, yes it’s incredibly immature, but... Personally, I’d rather he be more focused on Marshawn and Lavar Ball, and less focused on Kim Jong-Un.

I literally heard somebody say “If they’d just shut up about making diversity happen it would’ve happened already!”

Actually, I’d be just fine with trump focusing on Ball long enough to forget about wanting to nuke North Korea

Kansas City, Baltimore, and Jacksonville are in the AFC.

R, S, T, L, N, E. #Fundamentals. #Amateur.

Too bad everyone that would love this wasn’t watching, right?

What states have the best profile for a cutting board? I’d say Texas... The outline is square enough to give you enough real estate to work with, but distinctive enough that you can immediately tell it’s decorative, unlike a Colorado/Wyoming/Washington/etc.

Thanks, I’ll hang up and listen

Especially when you use enough *s to make it -er