I once had a very bizarre conversation with someone on this subject. She was angry at Jezebel for using scare quotes, people kept trying to explain to her that the marks were used to denote an actual quote, and she just got angrier and started insisting that no one could possibly think quote marks were used for actual…

I don’t think anyone doubts you. However, there is no legal obligation for someone to contest this. This is the blindspot your billable-hours biased mind is missing. Just because someone legally CAN be dickhole, doesn’t not mean they are legally obligated to be one.

>The roommate does not participate in family holidays, and I have never met her...It breaks my heart.

Don’t you know? Exactly 24 hours before being born, the baby sends you certified mail informing you it’s about to arrive. And it’s helpful because experts know that this is the best time to perform abortions.

“He had 50 years to put Tom’s name on any of these papers,” Ms. DeMaio said. “The will was never a valid will.”

This last stunt has so shocked Obama to his very core, he’s leaving the whitehouse at the end of this term, and won’t be seeking reelection.

Are we absolutely certain that he knows he’s debating Clinton and not Obama?

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

I guess Trump’s tiny hands can only grasp at the really wispy straws.

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

There’s still time for things to work out OK for you folks over in the states. Hopefully sanity will prevail and you can enter 2017 with the knowledge that soon 2016 will be a horrible memory. But please, spare a thought for the UK and its sad, befuddled occupants, because we really screwed the pooch on this and I’m…

But you didn’t. You didn’t almost have it. Hillary won by over 3 million votes. Stop it.

Hillary and Bernie agree on 93% of things. Stop it. Stop. This. Nonsense.

What does her being likable and sympathetic have to do with anything?She could be the biggest cunt in the world, it still won’t make her a murderer.

Clinton is (as the President himself said in his convention speech) the most qualified candidate to ever run for the office. That is an objectively true statement based on actual evidence gleaned from decades of public service. I don’t have to agree with every one of her stances on every single policy issue to…

YEAH DUMB BITCH AMIRITE NEVER TRAVEL WITH ANYTHING EXPENSIVE IF YOU GO FURTHER THAN A MILE FROM HOME WITH ANYTHING MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A BROKEN SWATCH YOU DESERVE IT TBH

I’m seeing an awful lot of people online this morning on various news sites commenting on the Kim story saying “they should have killed her.” or “too bad she survived, because she’s a whore.”

It’s hard to get the legal system to treat rape like rape when the victim willingly went on a date or even just went to the same party as her rapist. When it comes to withdrawing consent after initially giving it, police officers (and prosecutors, and judges and juries, though the chances of such a case getting far…

demonstrating for the jury with his hand.

So this dude turned a sexual assault into an opportunity to compliment hhimself on the size of his dick? Wow.