Fitspo.

Does a high-five count? In my early 30s, I had a one nightstand with my 22-year old neighbor. The sex was terrible and after HE finished he held up his hand for some skin and called me “Dude”. We never had sex again.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

This election just keeps getting crazier and crazier. After the 50 I was about ready to declare this year a fever dream I was having before deciding to roll with it and running through town naked.

But Susan, your party helped build this creature. Now you want to disown him? Cause and effect, lady. Y’all built it. Now you’re not gonna fuck it? Now it’s a contest to see who is the more “moral” Republican. You fuckers never make a lick of sense. That’s why you’re like flypaper for all of the racist rednecks of our…

LOL at all the adults who think that a teenager interested in technology couldn’t possibly get into MIT because one of his projects as a 14 year old was not advanced enough.

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…

That’s like shooting fish in a barrel, though. Just say something suggesting racism is bad and he’ll spend the next two or three hours leaving dozens of deeply outraged comments about it.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

If only we could return to a simpler time when racism like Trump’s went completely unchallenged.

“We stopped because he felt she was vilifying him”

“I love Hispanics. I love Hispanics,” Trump said to the audience. “Actually, I was kidding, you can get those Mexicans out of here.”

He actually makes the worst babies, though. I hope he’s done with that shit.

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

“When daycares send their infants, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing colic. They’re bringing germs. They’re poopy. And some, I assume, are good babies.”

This is actually a serious issue. The Dems have gone pretty damn far left in an attempt to pulling Bernie supporters (which has largely worked, between 73 and 90% support Hillary now depending on what polls you look at). But what a lot of the diehard ultra left seem to not realize is the message the Dems would have…

And shouting down John Lewis, an American civil-rights hero, helps Bernie’s cause how??

You mean Hillary isn't as good a speaker as one of the greatest American orators of the last century? Seriously, UGH.

He has the best treason. Very treasonous.