I miss that dope click-wheel. I miss it so hard. That was one beautiful piece of design, wasn’t it? I can still remember the frisson of near-erotic pleasure I got the first time I slid my fingertip around it. Sexy motherfucker. Knew exactly what it was doing to me, the dirty bastard.

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

Not sure “controversy” is the right word to describe what surrounds the Ghostbusters remake. “Controversy” implies some legitimate material dispute of facts, interpretations, or values. This is just a mass man-child temper tantrum.

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

I thought I read somewhere that the dad framed them? Now there’s a conversation starter at your next cocktail party. “Here’s us on vacation at the beach. Oh, and here’s my daughter’s virginity certificate.”

I asked a good friend of mine- who co-starred with him in a film a few years back- to describe Jeremy Renner in one gif. His response:

I broke up with a friend who, as I was crying from being exhausted by the sexual harassment I was receiving in a muslim country on vacation, told me “you should be happy you’re getting attention, no one is even paying attention to me”. Fuck her and her fucking face.

I just zone out and go back to reading this post because this shit is ludicrous and I can’t take it anymore.

Yes. You keep responding to people who explain why your invented reasons are bullshit by saying that your last point didn’t actually matter, what really matters is this entirely different point you just made up. And when it turns out that new requirement you invented would also have eliminated some of the included…

It’s amazing how you keep moving those goal posts. First Bee shouldn’t be included because she isn’t a household name. Then, when you are reminded that multiple people in the picture aren’t household names, it turns that being a household name isn’t actually important. What REALLY matters is how much money they’ve…

If we outlaw dancing, only outlaws will be able to jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump. Breaks my heart, it does.

A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

You do understand that your resource was simply archived at the PMC, it is not a study done by the NIH, right? And that the author is a palliative care practitioner known to be opposed to PAS? And that his summary contained at least three assertions without references to support them? And that it was corrected after…

It’s one thing to continually make Mean Girl comments about Taylor Swift. But the girl who made that sweater created something hand-crafted, that required a ton of work and dedication, just in the hopes that someone she enjoys would like it. Slamming her, an essential no-name whose only crime was making something…

After being dead for 18 years, my father in law still has a stalker.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

“I’m a member of the privileged majority of this profession (not female) benefiting from sexism and sighed for at least the ten minutes it took me to read this piece. I would be completely deflated for sighing so long should I have not been full of hot air in the first place. I am taking one person’s chronicled…

So, to be clear, you’re not “withholding judgment” then?