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Meh, Gramercy Tavern and Le Cirque had a C at one point. Just consider it extra flavor.

Anyone else think Dr. Oz has been practicing that hero face and standing in the shadows of Rockefeller Center waiting for an emergency of enough gravity to deploy it on the masses? It's perfect.

Sounds fantastic, but the networks will never go for such an accurate representation of the legal profession.

Those might make you choose to leave, sure. But I want to know what might force me to start practicing in Gun Barrel City, like a suddenly-developed allergy in which I lapse into a coma when within a mile of two-plus story buildings. Or a state bar resolution that butter substitutes may only practice law in towns with

As a wacky lady big-city lawyer, I'm curious as to what/who forces the character to move to a small town. I'll consider watching the pilot as professional development.

I don't need an app for that.

Gif fail.

Remember that time you went to a New Year's party where Amber and David performed Informer? And then apparently shit got real over something involving a bonfire? I am STILL dying to hear the whole story.

A friend asked me to our district's LGBT prom even though she knew I was straight. I wanted to go, but I had a college audition (voice major) that weekend. I don't think she believed me, since being gone on a college audition in my school district was nearly as surprising as the fact that they actually had an LGBT

I love forehead scars. Mine is more between my eyes, a result of a gnarly chicken pox infection. Rock that scar, lady.

Based on the first paragraph on the front page, I was ready to launch into I'm Not Mad, Just Very Disappointed In You, MorningGloria mode. Oof. Can we be a little clearer that you are critiquing the armchair psychologists, not actually trying to figure out "what is her damage?" Because I think that's getting lost on

The game's about to start — time to go to MAN TOWN. Light the candle, Bob.

Don't you mean broliferation?

Kale chips. Roughly torn kale, fresh lemon juice, garlic, olive oil, and a dash of hot sesame oil. Roast in the oven at 400 degrees, stirring every 5 minutes or so until they are done to your liking. So delicious I eat them all in one sitting! Martha probably invented the recipe, but I think she'd appreciate the hot

I will now use an old post to attempt the text quote gizmo.

I run to the original Katamari Damacy soundtrack!

DONE.

None hella taken, it's hella true!