sir, this is an Arby’s

The new Ferrari isn’t a 458, it’s just a Tributo.

Relevant:

But what did Hedy Lamar do to deserve it?

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

Don’t sell yourself short.

well how do you measure yourself against other golfers?

How bout’ a Fresca??

Dude, his dad owns a dealership.

FILL YOUR EYES WITH THAT DOUBLE VISION

The fact that Westbrook seems genuinely happy with George’s success tells me a lot about what sort of teammate PG is. I don’t know how far they’ll go in the playoffs, but no team is taking the Thunder lightly regardless of their eventual seeding.

George actually plays the way we all imagine ourselves looking. 

The sentence you quoted is about Paul George

Fixed it.

The 928 will always remind me of the most wholesome Clarkson we ever saw:

Looks like the hoonigans have been getting smarter everyday, good for them!

Someone did this to a bicycle too. And you can buy it, if you want. Now who’s going to have the stupidity-balls to do this to a motorcycle? Ducati? More like a Don’t-cati, am I right?!?!?!

Most people probably don’t know what that little “N” on the shifter means.