MarcusAurelius
MarcusAurelius
MarcusAurelius

MUST.... NOT.... CLICK.....ONLINECREDITAPPLICATION........

Horrible, horrible plastic here, and so much of it!

Just so we’re clear, if Danny Glover shoots this guy, I wasn’t involved beyond founding the Kickstarter to arm and train him.

I don’t know, but it looks like fun. About a thousand times better than watching this shitty Vikings/49ers game being called by shitty Trent Dilfer and human-nails-on-a-chalkboard Chris Berman.

Speaking of cocksucking monkeys, game 2 has reminded me how much Trent Dilfer makes me want to crawl out of my skin and punch myself in the face over and over until I can’t hear Trent Dilfer anymore.

The badass with the eye patch was a strong highlight.

That’s not how fantasy football works.

Diplomatic Immunity!

I am a Black Christian and this is my response to any and every story about Kim Davis and/or Mike Huckabee.

There are plenty of more boring, anonymous car sites you can go read if you hate fun and writers with personalities!

I asked my wife, “This new Prius looks pretty sweet, huh?”
Wife: [Raises eyebrow, frowns, slightly turns away.]

FYI this man and not Walt Disney wrote the Toccata and Fuga in D minor...

yeah, this is some Andy Kaufman-level shit going on right here.