She didn’t hear directly from the company until almost 12 hours later, at 12:34 p.m. on Thursday.

The cuckoo clock AND, unlike Italy, a spot in the 2018 World Cup.

Juan Osorio dressing up like Jurgen Klinsmann with the white shirt and rolled up sleeves is the ultimate mind game. It was clear that Jogi Löw lost the tactical battle before the game even began.  

A teen dramedy about a traditionally pretty blonde white girl taking her power back from a fat chick, a black girl and a gay dude, as the adults marvel how crazy it is that people like her aren’t already at the top of the pyramid. What could go wrong?

There’s two things wypipo hate:

Discount Alan Alda:

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

It’s almost like their race is relevant to their daily lives, or it somehow influences their subjective experiences! I mean GEEZ, kinda boring for us Default Americans who can go our entire lives without needing to consider how our skin color might factor into things like hailing cabs or encountering the police! They…

You missed the best part!

I feel so bad for this guy. He's completely right to hop off Twitter. He's another victim of this "grow a thicker skin" horseshit that I've seen perpetuate the internet since before tweens discovered 4chan.

I guess you can read racism into anything. But you do realize that besides Kimmy, the only "positive" characters are non-white? Do you think Dong—who is an immigrant—shouldn't have broken english? Should Tittus be a boring accountant instead of a fun gay? The maid in the bunker cares so little about white people that…

Borrowing Bristol's clothes.

Be sure to mentally prepare yourself for when you get home from a long day at your government job, where people are constantly in and out of your office, and all you want to do is veg out on the couch and watch your trashy reality shows without being bothered, but I've been cooped up in the house alone for 12 hours…

Does this announcer think he's announcing golf?

No "You cant do that on television"? meh not interested then.

you should let Lew Toller know about this opportunity

Ok, as one of those "ethnic" friends, seriously, don't do this. Nobody likes to be tokenized and put on the spot at the same time so that you can stoke your ego with our "authentic" food.

ESPN will never, ever do this again