You know what I also miss? Christopher Pike. *swoon*

They WERE the best.

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

WAIT GO BACK TO THE EBOLA RIDDLED POTATOES!

I am so unbelievably angry at the idiotic coverage she's going with here. First it was the bad science that made me angry. But capitalizing off ebola a like it is actually a point about the wedding industrial complex is so completely and utterly ridiculous. But she's going around dismissing people so don't be…

Look, I get your complete disdain for the wedding industrial complex. I also think it makes people very stupid. However, your scapegoating of an individual like she's some sort of Typhoid Mary is really getting disturbing. If she had flown to Ohio for, let's say, a funeral of her beloved father, would you be as…

"bro" puns are the best puns

broseidon king of the brocean

Don't worry, though, there's no such thing as rape culture, and women should feel totally flattered and not at all threatened when men hit on them.

What a tragic thing to have happened. I hope her family can mourn and find peace.

How shrewd of the Obamas to adopt daughters who look exactly like them.

Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

And he's SUCH a dork. I just watched the AoS Comic Con panel and he actually said "squee." Not sarcastically. It was adorable.

I think that's it. I love Agent Coulson and I simultaneously want to work for and be him, so the fact that I also want to do the do with him is odd.

Your audience, right now. Bottom right: Me.