*heart eyes emoticon*

Um, YEZ PLZ. Huge Bavarian castles nestled into green mountains with often mysterious-looking cloud cover BEG for ghost story sleepovers and running through the halls shrieking like children.

I see your Sleeping Beauty castle, and raise you Neuschwanstein, a.k.a. Cinderella's Castle:

...jk, dogs are awesome :D

Is Colin Firth looking a little more rough than usual, or is it just me?

IT'S A CAPE! :D

How does this happen, and how do I make my breasts do that in a gorgeous dress.

I'ma put non-newtonian fluids all over my face and see if that works.

Man, I love this shit.

NO. He's always been like everyone's awesome, smart, sweet Uncle Joe to me, and he always will be. Every time he does anything: "Uncle Joe!" The Big Fucking Deal comment? OH UNCLE JOE. The whip crack that was him in the Veep debates? DON'T FUCK WITH UNCLE JOE. I adore him.

JUNE 6th!!! Just did the Happy Jesus Arms in my office! So excited!

I really admire you for this, honestly. I give too many shits, but pretend that I don't give any.

I *wish* I worked in a place that valued my brain. I don't get taken seriously without makeup on. I get asked, "Are you feeling ok? You look sick!" if I don't wear it, and I don't even wear that much! I do my eyes, and wear a tinted balm. On weekends, if I put mascara on, it's a huge deal. Weekends are my makeup-free…

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2) MY HEART. *TWIST* THE FEELS.

Oh my god, thank you. I saw the first episode and almost threw the goddamn remote. "THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH!? NO. JUST NO."

Even better :D

I hope this doesn't come off as offensive or condescending, but that greeting is adorable and so sweet, and I want to greet everyone like that.

They can't literally kiss my ass, they'd need lips for that.

Not to mention that you have several organs designed for "cleansing" (read: filtration) already. And the weight you lose from just drinking juice will come back as soon as you eat regular food again...but hey, to each their own.