It really is. Other tutorials make me feel like I'm missing a crucial gene for makeup application. This right here is the shit.

This is wonderful. I've never had anything other than a normal drunk experience on absinthe, and for this, I am sad.

I'd love to give you a high five, but I feel like my SUNY school is the red-headed stepchild of the SUNYs :P But, from the website, it seems to have gotten better since I left, so, maybe I can start claiming it with a bit of pride. (Hard to do, though, when you work for one of the "Big 10".)

I want a job where I can dress like this all the time. If I ever become CEO of something, I will dress like this come hell or high water.

Jesus christ, look at the size of that amethyst...

I would LOVE a pair of these. They are fabulous.

Right? I look like a damn fool with my eye makeup.

The Complete Fairytales of the Brothers Grimm

Oh, I know, right? They look so gorgeous, but seem so HARD to do properly!

I use WomanLog Pro (iPhone/Android) and I really like it.

I feel like Miyazaki was robbed, but that could be because I'm a big fan and it's his last animated film and this makes me sad.

Yes, it is. Also, if you don't know him, Eddie Izzard is so funny. Irreverent and brilliant.

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I can totally get behind that kind of fitness because trampolines are FUCKING AWESOME.

Tried to edit, but can't, so I'll say it here instead. I was kidding and I think this fork is silly. I don't really eat like a toddler Neanderthal. I'd say I eat at an average pace.

It's stupid how much of a sucker I am for a cute cat video. That was adorable.

I have no concept of how to eat properly, and I shovel my food in my face with the finesse of a toddler Neanderthal. This fork is the answer to my prayers.

All Beyonceday and all Beyoncenight?

Thank you for this. I'm very much at sea when it comes to gender identity and gender politics because I'm a straight white woman and have no concept of being anything but an ally so I'm always eager to learn and understand as much as I can about what it's like for people who are not me, so that I can move forward as a…