I find that there are some things I'm good at on piano, and some I'm not, as with anything. My favorite is when I'll be doing scales and puttering along happily, then I think, "Hey! I'm doing this quicker than last time!" And then my brain goes, " HAHA FUCK YOUR PROGESS" and I fall down the screw-up rabbit hole.

I have no excuse not to learn to play the piano now. DAMN IT

Hell yes.

I want to be buried as naturally as possible (like, a biobox or something) and then have a sapling planted on my grave. I like the idea of being useful even after I die. My family thinks this is weird, but I think I'll make it part of my will. That and organ donations. Take them all and pass them out! I'll obviously…

Anyone ever get a job you thought was going to be awesome and a great fit, only to discover that it's the same shit you've always done, but with a different paint job? Because that's totally me at this moment. 4 months in, and I'm miserable. I know I should feel lucky that I have a job, but I feel like all I'll ever…

+1 for 'gerrymandered'

This entire fucking fiasco has me wanting to /ragequit life, but I have to tell you that "Gosnell's Charnel House Abortionplex Party Store" is the highlight of my day.

AHAHA YES!

'The History of Hygiene' should be a thing. I'd pony up the cash to have that research presented in some form.

I'd love to know where you find those! That's so cool!

I read it it Daffy Duck's voice.

My favorite videos are the ones with the huge dogs :D

Me, too. I LOVE these homecoming videos.

I honestly thought I was way older than they are, and I used to feel old. Turns out, it's just a year's difference, and I still feel old.

Hahaha! Oh, that just made my night :D It's the simple things :D

I can't get into the format of the new season.

Take the joy where you can get it.

Congratulations on beating the ever-loving shit out of Stage IV!!!!!!(so many ! for you!!!!!!) :D

Please tell me how you do it, because I'll be goddamned if I can ever go 5 minutes without hating myself.

Me, too! ...I mean...me, neither! O.o