I'm re-reading the series, and I cannot seem to finish OotP, because I know what's coming in HBP and DH. The people, yes the people, but OHMYGOD JKR YOU HEARTLESS BITCH SHE WAS JUST AN OWL HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT TO AN INNOCENT BIRD. Still. After all these years.

From what I know, she did have an unhappy life until she met and married my uncle, but still, try to pull your head out of your ass once in awhile.

I appreciate Jenna Marbles' take on it.

My aunt snarkily mentioned that, while they were doing "interesting" things, the female athletes didn't look "feminine" enough. I was so pissed when she said that. I retorted, "Considering they're competing to be the BEST IN THE WORLD at their specific sports, I think how they look in a goddamn dress would be the last…

"Hallowed Ground! Hallowed Ground! Sisters!"

*internet hugs* I feel your pain.

The Patti Stanger thing is what gets me every time.

But that would be the logical response!

The only suck thing is that my cat is a jerk. I still love her and her funny feets :D

That's awesome :D

Noni and Nonu are what we call my grandmother and grandfather, respectively. I personally think they are the best grandparent names ever, but they will go with those lovely, lovely people when they pass, because nobody could ever hold a candle to what those two have made those names represent. I swear, I will smack a…

Oh, Beakman. I loved Beakman, I think I had a crush on him at one point. I do know still because of that show that if you stick a plunger handle into a paper-towel tube filled with salt and capped at the end with paper towels secured by a rubber band, the plunger handle won't push all the way through. I have no clue…

Alternate (gentle) heat and cold can help, at least for me, but I can't shower or swim all the time :P Someone needs to invent a bra that has those hot/cold mechanisms for menstrual boobies.

Oh, trust me, I'd take W over Mitt ANY FUCKING DAY. I was just pointing out the base similarities in my head :P

Re: paws: I think she's polydactyl! I have a poly kitty, and everyone loves her hooj feets :D They're her cutest asset, imho.

I feel like he's GW, with slightly more brains and less southern.

Nope, sorry, you don't make fun of Bill Nye the Science Guy. Ever. Dude taught me about *everything* as a kid, I LIVED for his tv show. They even used it in my elementary school science classes when we had a sub. I knew all about digestion and light bulbs and cold air vs. warm air and water and and and... as a…

Does anyone have cyclical hormones that make their breasts huge right before their period, like me? During that week, I *hate* taking my bra off. It's almost painful. Relief comes in the form of laying on my back to sleep. Don't get me wrong, I love me some pre-period boobies, because HUGBOOBS but man, are they sore…

Ouch. That daughter is meansauce.

I have stepkids, but something tells me they'll probably forget I exist someday :P