totally #cotd

High-five to that Rabbi.

I personally liked it when Ghost-Jesus said "Dude, I'm dead, you're a medium, I'll always be near you" or whatever it was.

I dislike PETA immensely, too, but if that practice is true, I just got real fucking sad for chickens and turkeys.

Glad I wasn't the only one who went "Princess Grace!!"

I hear babies are tasty.

First Fluid's ad, now this? What, is abuse the sparkly new media tactic? Who the hell thought these were good ideas?! This is offensive and trivializing something very real, painful and traumatic.

Because it's funny to give a small child huge T&A...? I think this is just as bad as the other things they make those little girls do on that horrid show.

See, I think she's too skinny here, but that's just my perception. I loved her figure in Dusk 'Til Dawn and Desperado :D

...Fuck Rick Perry.

We eloped. We thought the problem was solved, until the informal dinner we had on our wedding night with close family had people clinging their damn glasses. There were like, 7 people, including us. Why the hell do you need to cling your glass?!

Oh god...

I really have no idea who Tyler, The Creator is

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvibrators? :D Well, really REALLY early ones, anyway.

It looks like a damn Disney chipmunk

The More You Know rainbow(!)

+1

You know what, Rick Perry? You're right. Defense of life is a good thing. Now, give me your guns, and we'll start with the adults and children ALREADY FUCKING HERE whose lives are in dire need of defense (like the poor, the abused, the sick, the homeless) and go from there. Kay, pumpkin?

I blinked and missed it.

I want to sit in her lap and hear her tell the stories of all the ass-kicking she's done. I'm probably a lot bigger than she is, so it would be awkward, but HILARIOUSLY awkward.