The Houston Astros have put in a trade offer due to Hank's peerless ability to take a dump in right field.

I'm 21 and have 3 levels of my spine fused. Never did anything that strenuous, nor have I ever smoked. I guess I was just born with a bad back. I was working on my truck one day and then boom it hit me, I went down like a baby. I had excruciating pain down both my legs that I wouldn't wish on my worse enemy. I went to…

It's worth noting that true "student athletes" are not entirely a myth. I went to a Patriot League school. The Patriot League is a DI conference made up of academically well-respected schools. The athletes are held to the same academic standards as the rest of the student body, including in admissions.

No big deal. If she works on her gait and dressage, she'll nab a podium in no time. Equestrian judges are notoriously fickle.

Its like that time my weed dealer got arrested with 10 lbs of purple haze, told them I bought an ounce, and I got 5 years. He got paid 100 grand in cash by the police and walked away.

Somewhere, Darren Sharper just got an erection.

Kind of like how my children deal with me when they want something.

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

"A very minor physical altercation."

"Amateur."

I haven't seen that big of a dump taken on a field since the Super Bowl.

When did Peewee Herman get hired by NBC?

Somebody on the forum's sister-in-law makes 36K a month, all from home! You should definitely click on one of those links.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

I don't buy it, Samer. If they were really such underdogs, it probably wouldn't have been nearly such a struggle for the Russians to put them down.

This is just a product of the overall sports/AAU culture in the US. Most of these top flight athletes are poached when they are 10-13 years old, and are told that they are the next LeBron/Tom Brady. It is at this age where most psychological/educational development comes to a near halt, as 80% of their time is…

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

You've just described Bleacher Report's business model.

HOLY SHIT. I was trying to figure out why that face reminded me of crazy last night