Lisa Ann is readying herself for the next great Nailin Palin film and I am warming up the lube for same..........

How much butt can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck butt?

Double-check with the Bible to make sure this was not in Revelations as one of the signs of the coming Apocalypse....

Stay classy Howard.....http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf…

I see a Terminator - Jurassic Park mash-up coming. This way it can be TWICE as useless.....

I assume one of them runs for President. Bernie Sanders is pretty close to being carbon-dated to see how old he is

I would shit my pants to never shave again. Fuck Dollar Shave

can someone vouch for this persons whereabouts when the Brady hearing was taking place?

If by consenting you mean waking up with no idea what happened and your face is a glazed donut then by all means run with THAT

He’s still a fucking jock-sniffer. If Tom Brady gets leprosy I assume Schefter’s nose will fall off. If Goodell gets it, Peter King’s jaw is gonna fall off like something from “The Living Dead”

I guess Harden wanted to be the #1 instead of #3, which we see now includes and all-expenses paid tour of a Kardashian cooze

That looks like the 8:00 reservation list for an all-you-can eat buffet

he was waiting for his pitcher of PBR mixed with shame

If you read carefully between the lines you can hear Fox actually cramming all of Vincent’s hog in her mouth.

Tell me Peter King doesn’t flog his little guy crying because Beth Favre isn’t a reality for him.........

I would rather see her soaked tits than Hamilton’s.............

or the two- or three-popped collar look. Douche level meets douche level

With any luck they’ll both disappear up each others assholes.......

I’m thinking a WNBA team is not exactly a target-rich environment for Isiah. Maybe Michelle Bachmann and her husband..........

It’s not often you see someone with a strong STEP game to go with his FETCH game....