Goodell just suspended Griner 10 games..........more time to hit the “Glory” hole....AMMMMIRIGHT?

The step and fetch is strong with this one. I assume if Mayweather comes down with leprosy, Stephen’s nose is going to fall off......

The Miami Hurricanes already offered him a scholarship.............

There are no winners in this dumpster fire played out like something Akira Kurosawa would have filmed just to fuck with our heads

The only other time that is incidental contact is in a University of Virgina frat according to Rolling Stone............

Whore gotta whore....its a simple as that. Next generation of sloots coming right up

We saw how the NFL greased Michael Sam out of the league so we have a pretty good idea of their mindset on the gays

Coach K will just hand out shitty Amex gift cards that NOBODY takes.

I assume Goodell had spicy eggrolls for dinner..............

Somewhere Chuck Knoblauch is slapping his head and saying "SHIT that's what I was missing"

The deliciousness of all these loser bitches, beta boys and the lower end of life caterwauling about a FAKE story is hilarious. Get used to being the laughingstock of the world with your laughingly pathetic attempt at being smart

I assume if you were to spend a night of unbridled passion with Rousey, she would be the man......

Who knew there was a video of Dez faking the moon landing with a car that runs on corn oil while a unicorn rides shotgun. I would pony up for that.........

Instead can we talk about me breaking into donut shops to steal maple donuts?

This nagging scold needs a long weekend camping trip with Hope Solo.....problem solved

Wow Mel Turpin has REALLY let himself go.............

Is that halal?

Richard Sherman's tears will keep me warm through the cold winter months

Go over to Jezebel and reconsider that...............

Most of Simmon's podcasts consist of him and his guest sniffing each other's ass like two dogs in heat.