I just got a home equity loan and I got carpel tunnel from signing thousands of pages of documents. I now understand getting these loans are like getting a prostate, only with a weed whacker

Bilton gives the impression that he was raised in a house by a succession of confirmed maiden aunts

I'll see you in November son......I'll be the one freebasing squeaky cheese

All the Wisconsin Badger fans around Philly have already got Rutgers and Maryland on the other-year rotation. Thank God you people joined the Big Ten so we can go to a real campus and not Happy Valley...where the vengeful ghost of Joe Pa lives out beyond the corn and dispenses justice with a ragged edge.........

"Denny Crane".............

I'm pleasantly surprised we made it through the whole discussion without dragging the Gay Pride Whopper into the mix......

According the the First Lady, you will go to hell if you eat either........

Why do I sense a strong undercurrent of Dan Jenkins in this article? Still fabulous

when Vlade Divac starts laughing at your flop you have a real problem.

Did they get the idea for that shit M&M candy bar from Han Solo and Jabba the Hutt? Is that thing made out of carbonite?

That sweater is so bad even Ralph Lauren looked at it for his Olympic line and shook his head and said "fuccccck no"

I am a Conservative and watch KO, but only with the blinds drawn and the lights out...I am ashamed of how much I like his show, especially Fridays with Bruno. Forgot how much talent he had. Keep him away for Kolber and we should be good

Feel bad for Oliver...years of slurping Jon Stewart and this is the reward. Half-baked show on Sunday night when everyone already watched GOT and Veep and went to bed.

The best thing about that is its WELL within the realm of ESPN to trot that shit out with no football or basketball to slurp for a few days.

Looks like the GOP is not the only organization that eats its own........

Well if you capture the flag BEFORE I yell "checkmate" then we get Blizzards at Dairy Queen.......

Actually we've moved on to BERGDAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHL.......

It's a sad commentary when the IOC is jealous of the cartel you are running.......

What are the odds that Roy Williams is on the horn with Flip Saunders saying "Hey five years and 25 million is FINE with me."