If Johnny Football ever came down with leprosy, Jon Gruden's nose would fall clean off.....

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straight ratchet.......

You stand downwind from her and you can still catch a faint whiff of Rihanna's crotch......

Straight ratchet........

I'm firmly convinced that Hannah Storm is a Egyptian succubus......

Is it just me or are the newest crop of ESPN anchorettes either a little "squishy" or have chicklets that make John Elway take a step back and go "whoa!"

just shut down the Internet for the rest of the day.......

Dip Cool Ranch Doritos in Sour Cream and Onion dip.....after an hour your blood actually congeals......

Well espn has the fill- in when Skip Bayless heads off to his annual black-tie white hood vacation.

There is the fact that a Ginger girl trumps all................

I am down with that.......

More tuggable girl. Wendy or Toyota brunette?

You mean "rankled" not "ranked"

I assume the author is from Brussels......PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH and then everything else is fighting for last place.....

Jesus how did the pry Pastis away from "Pearls Before Swine" to draw this thing? What did he use? An Etch-a-Sketch?

Mr. Ed's estate called and they are asking for his teeth back.....looks like John Elway's lost child.....

Each player and coach on an Ohio State team that beats Michigan receives the Gold Pants, inscribed with the player or coach's initials, the date of the victory, and the score of the game.

I can see why Pouncey was such a bro to Hernandez...I guess they keep that shit buttoned up a little tighter with his brother in Pittsburgh. Imagine Hernandez on the Fins with that Animal House? Each practice would look like the Red Wedding from Game of Thrones......